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Are you aware that over 30% of Brits acknowledge to examining their unique smart device while having sex?! wild, correct?

Years ago, I dated some guy a guy that would straight away hop out of bed after gender to check his mail. At that time I imagined their behaviour was actually obsessive, anti-social and also un-sexy. But considering the statistic overhead, it now may seem like tiny peanuts compared. Given that social media is actually everywhere and incorporated into almost every facet of our daily everyday lives, there there are so many more ways to alienate the people you’re matchmaking.

Here is 12 obvious symptoms you are online dating a social media addict:

1. Whenever they text you to definitely create strategies, their particular emails include hashtags:

“what exactly are you around tonight? #FridayNight #DateNight #ILikeYou #WatchingGameOfThrones

2. You really have this next discussion during supper:

Them: “How was actually every day where you work?”

You: “not as good, I’m sure I’m going to get fired.”

These: “HAHA, oh my personal goodness, that’s entertaining!!”

You: “pardon me?”

All of them: “Oh sorry, I found myself simply chuckling at this video @MonsterMan999 posted on Twitter of a number of Muppets twerking. Exactly what were you stating?”

3. They show, “i believe we need to talk. I’ve noticed you won’t ever “like” some of the circumstances We post on myspace or Instagram.”

4. You’re putting on the sexiest intimate apparel (or boxer shorts, or exactly what have you ever) and they are standing close to you checking out other’s fb statuses aloud:

“Oh my goodness, do you see Barry’s condition up-date about ingesting cheesecake while you’re watching splitting Bad? HILARIOUS!”

5. This is because the individual you’re dating has to check their own fb, Twitter, texting and Instagram right away prior to, after and on occasion even while having sex. It’s reached the point where the other day you caught them examining their e-mail with a condom nonetheless on. Whenever you confront them, they react:

“Sorry, it’s simply that Casey and that I are revealing ideas about Pretty tiny Liars. You realize appropriate?”

6. They get really pissed-off you don’t let them list the bed room as a check-in point-on Foursquare….or even worse, your snatch.

7. The show “Sister Wives” actually starts to look strangely relatable because it feels as though you’re in a polyamorous connection making use of the person you’re online dating, their unique new iphone, their unique MacBook and their two iPads.

8. During a heart-to-heart talk, anyone you are dating says to you: “i am having actual doubts about our relationship. My personal Klout score moved to crap since we started hanging out.”

9. Your entire dates start to tell you of that world from Portlandia where Fred gets stuck in a “technology loop.”

(“i recently need to send one more book!”)

10. You consider staging an intervention, but it is too late – they have published a break-up  video to Vine. There isn’t Vine, but the good news is it was cc’ed to Twitter and Twitter.

#TheEnd